Infrequent gossip-part 1

Not so recently but before the spread of Covid-19 pandemic. A bombastic scrap of news, I occasioned to go through “social media.” I n which, bio-techs and researchers from China claimed that they were “close to the success point to comprehend the language of various animals.”  As such, they were supposed to communicate with them in their tongue. It seems, this piece of news in itself carries multi facets outcome.

One fact in certitude is, that, dog is to become the most preferred in this list of animals. Through this facility of comprehending the language, a dietary benefit is obvious. The dog occupies as one of the “delicious” food in Chinese menu. With the help of the research facility, dog will let know to its master, “what diet and in what quantity”, shall be helpful to make him flashy and plump.  So to be suitable  and juicy for the recipe of Chinese people. This is a tiny instance about dietary chart (that is applicable to other consumable animals as well.) Now we come to the practical side of this scientific research.

                                          Practical side

 With such an enormous facility in hand, China will, in all probabilities use such dogs in espionage, at domestic as well as International front. At the domestic level, China will ably smell, any conspiratorial plot by dissenting public in advance. The resentment can be forewarned, against the Communist regime, which seethed in the public domain. Secondly, dogs all over the world are of same shape and size.  Or we may say, whatsoever number of breeds are, they are present less or more in every country. Hence, when China plans her dogs to “infiltrate for espionage”, in other countries. It would become, somehow impossible to identify the “planted” dogs from “local one.”

                                            Language issue

Though some minus points are there. For example, China takes pride in her own Chinese language and it,s in vogue there at large. Hence, the breed of dogs would be able to understand Chinese language only. So this may require, Chinese military regime to prepare various “categories” of dogs, as per the demand of planting them.  That too, with specific language of the country concerned for espionage. Of course, they will prepare such dogs in different nurseries. For instance, the dogs scheduled to be infiltrated in Japan shall be reared and brought about in Japanese nursery only.

Another not so complicated problem, is of English, being a prominent spoken language all over the globe. It,s the second language, less or more of every territory. So, these dogs are supposed to be at least bilingual, and, I expect from Chinese Bio-techs to sort out this problem as well. This “mission” involves some peril as well, which may be fatal to Chinese. For example, we talk of parrots, on becoming, able to communicate and understand parrots mode of speaking. They may depute some “parrot brigade” for espionage at some hostile or not so friendly country. In future, if any single one of this “parrot brigade”, turns up his eyes from the mission.  As parrots in commonly do by turning up their pupils to cheat others. It’s there tendency, and, sent a fake information.

                                                  Issue of sincerity

 Likewise, the trustworthiness of “crow” bird is ever considered suspicious or shrewd. Now, come back again to the species of dog. Dogs are ever considered close to the man, and, to such an extent, if a man backslides or becomes a “debauch”, he is suppose to conferred with the title of “cur.” If, any member of the dog unit falls in this category of “cur”. The utmost probability, of his sending some ‘fabricated information” is there. That in turn, may eventually lead World to the “nuke war”.

In that situation, when Chinese establishment will be subjected to reveal the source of information, upon which Nuke war was waged.  In that case, the Chinese establishment simply will transfer the liability, to the “voice analyst” of animal section. It is obvious from their past demeanor, how adroitly they do this. The paradigm of, “origin of corona virus from Wuhan of China” conspiracy is before us. This is the vital modus-operendi of every Communist regime, to justify the “ends” but not the “means.”

Personally, I am aspirant to find the answer of one question pertaining to the ability of dog sight. Long ago, Western bio scientists had claimed that dog looks at this world with the vision of “Fuji color,” only.  Not in the way as human looks the things, in multi colors. Then I strongly denied it ( though I know no body was going to pay the attention to my opinion and why should ?). Now after Chinese research I am hopeful, “dog will relate his experience right direct from the horse mouth.” The answer, I am supposed to get, how this world look to them, and in what  colors…. Penned by– Vinay Pharasi….